It only stands to reason that the union of a 70’s Disco Queen and a World Famous Construction Mogul would produce the likes of Sister Sledgehammer.  Spending summers on tour with Tina Turner with Mom, and winters in Cairo on development sites with Papa, sister learned to wield her weapon, the mighty sledgehammer, while churning out a mean version of Proud Mary.  Things you must know about Sister…

1. Guilty Pleasures – The Gilmore Girls and spending time obsessing over the child of Brittany Spears – what kind of future does that child have with such a skank for a mother?
2. She’s a little clumsy – you’d think that spending all that time on roller skates would have helped – not true.  Her Pop didn’t nickname her “Amazing Grace” for nothing.
3. She is an expert on serial killers.  When she left for college, her Mom converted her room to “the True Crime Lab”, so whenever she came home for the weekend, she had nothing to read but Anne Rule novels and Helter Skelter.
4. Her favorite song, surprisingly. Is NOT “We Are Family”, by her namesake, but rather, “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now” by The Smiths
5. Secretly, her father always wanted her to go into the convent, but after that incident with her high school teacher, all bets were off…
6. She doesn’t want you to know this, but growing up, her younger sister and brother could always beat her up
7. Inspiring terror on the track with her fierce blocking skills is just a ruse.  Deep down inside of Sister is a shy violet of a girl who yearns for peace, quiet, and curling up with a Jackie Collins novel.