On January 22, 1981, wildlife rangers were stunned to discover a 3-year old human female living deep in the Appalachian mountains. The child, dubbed "Riley," had apparently been raised by a close-knit pack of coyotes since infancy. Authorities promptly seized the child and placed her in foster care with Mr. and Mrs. ACME of Chicago, IL. Despite overcoming developmental and language delays, Riley Coyote struggled to adjust to human social norms and conquer her feral instincts. Riley was frequently sent to the principal's office for dry-humping the other children and affectionately head-butting her teacher. Riley's odd behavior confused and frightened the other children, and Riley became the constant target of cruel bullying. As she grew older, Riley learned to lash out in retaliation. Cheerleaders in Riley's high school were frequent recipients of facial bites and the occasional clawing. Riley's connection to her parents' company provided her with access to tools of mayhem, such as dynamite, and the ACME Do-It-Yourself Tornado kit. Riley's male teachers were drawn to her, but feared her primitive, aggressive nature, and learned to avoid the one-on-one after-school detentions she rapidly acquired. As a young adult, Riley fell in love with her psychiatrist. With his authoritative nature, Riley looked up to him as the alpha male. He loved but resented her primal nature, and in a fit of jealous rage, he committed Riley to Elgin Mental Institution. Misunderstood and heartbroken, Riley's anger once again began to grow. She downed the other patients' psychotropic meds to quell her rage, but the coyote within her could not be contained. Donning a stolen nurse's uniform, Riley clawed her way out of the institution with her fellow prisoners and now roams freely. When you hear a low howling on a full moon's night, hide your teenage boys. Riley Coyote is stalking her prey.