likes:  bar fights, talking through movies, anything cheese, skulls, Elijah, the month of October, sleeping on the couch, Cher, drinking you under the table

 dislikes:  mexican food, cats, light bulbs, butterflies, energy drinks, people who walk in the middle of the sidewalk, foreign cars, sex in the city, koala yummies

 I was born to Ma and Pa Hurcha deep in the foothills of the suburbs.  I flew that coop some ten odd years ago to take to the streets of the city.  I found an old pair of roller skates in an abandoned warehouse and discovered that they got me where i was going much faster than walking ever had.  I changed my first name to Gunna so it was easier to collect money from those who owed me.  A few months ago, I "rolled"  into some Windy City Rollers, and it was on.  Now I take it to the track, but I do occasionally still roam the streets....so if you see me coming, don't get out of the way....I'm Gunna Hurcha.