Birthplace

crackow, poland...moved here when i was 6, grew up on the southside of chicago with the rest of my polish homies. I was nursed on russian vodka...

Likes

beauty, A Very Gotti Christmas, sensitivity, thoughtful people, the dynamic between Method Man and Redman, Anthony Vicari, Adele Pillar, Fred Lopatka, Rosalie Hedger, Jean Horne, masturbation, comfortable silences, the guy sitting alone at the bar, your Motown tattoo, keeping my room comfortably messy, "alone time", MTV, New Orleans, knowing that there is a guitar out there named after little old me, candlelight, taking pictures, the feeling i get when someone does a Journey song at karaoke, the quiet ones, the James Joyce, Aunty Helen's at Christmas time, staying strong, Roller Derby, Vivid Video, music that makes me feel something, red wine, hand massages, going out to dinner, rock bands, hip hop, shoes, living out of a suitcase, soul food, the Internet, sex in the morning, camel lights, laughing my ass off, chris farley movies, porn, spending money i don't have because it seems to fill a void, giving you the world someday, saving all my ticket stubs, gazpacho from macs, chicago (the city, not the band), journey (the band not the quest), bitburger, butterfly kisses, chit chat, starbucks, platonic dates, california, people watching at the airport, trendy mini skirts, the color black, the sexy side of life, guitars, tattoos, and coppin' attitude if you try to get all up in my grill...

Dislikes

Ignorance, stupidity, R.E.M., and The Cure...

Tell us how you got your moniker and what it means, if anything?:

val capone gave it to me because my addiction to pain killers rivals courtney love's...

In a single sentence, state your credo, or philosophy toward life?

well, it used to be that peaches said it best with, "fuck the pain away", however, i've grown.  I no longer look for love in all the wrong places...These days, my credo is, "Celexa!  It's what's for dinner!"

If I were a fly on the wall, what would I hear other people saying about you*..in other words DISH SOME DIRT about yourself?

"She's just mad that Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the afterparty..."

Have you ever used a weapon on someone, when*..and what was it?:

only my magentic personality and incredidble sex appeal...

What's your guilty pleasure??

I"ve got tons of these...Top 40 rap, Matt Pinfield, Extreme Dating, The UPN, A Very Gotti Christmas, eating spoonfuls of peanut butter right out of the jar, hour long showers, Nelly...