A military brat who spent most of her childhood being dragged around the world by her NAVY SEAL father and Mark Kay peddling mother.

 As a child Coco just didn’t fit in ….her giant stature (she was 5 feet tall in the 3rd grade) and affinity for explosives ostracized her from the other brats.  At the age of 10, her mother dyed little Coco’s hair PINK ? to match the caddie she won for selling the most blue eye shadow on the Naval Base.

Young Coco’s lanky stature and pink locks didn’t help with her social “issues.”  The girl looked like a wayward flamingo. Soon after her dye job, Coco’s daddy was reassigned to Bangkok. You can just imagine how she towered over those tiny Asian kids.  Soon after her arrival in Asia, Japanamation skyrocketed in popularity with its Caucasian characters sporting pastel hair and outrageous physical powers. (Coincidence…?)

Coco retreated into her own world. She occupied herself by hanging out with the local street vendors and performing scenes from Oklahoma! for tourists.  At first, crowds were amused by the American girl but were usually caught off-guard when the pyrotechnics began.  At least 5 people were blinded when the “surrey with the fringe on top” exploded.  After that, Coco spent her days kickboxing and racing through the marketplace on her hotrod rickshaw.  (It is thought this is where she developed her incredible leg strength.)

Coco first drew the attention of a Thai Crime Boss when, at age 14, she hijacked the fireworks shipment for the Annual Elephant Decorating Festival. She soon became the only female member of the Thai Mafia and one of it’s most feared DEMOLITIONISTS.

Throughout Asia the phrase “Bang Bang” invokes a sense of terror and awe. She’s been linked to a number of incidents under investigation by the League of Nations and is currently considered a threat to both national security and foreign fashion relations.  As a member of the Double Crossers, Agent BangBang is wanted by Interpol, the CIA, Scotland Yard and Carson Kressley.

Weapon:  Explosives

Likes:  The smell of gunpowder in the morning, holding people for ransom, Neil Diamond.

Dislikes:  The Napoleon complex

Motto:  Whatever Coco wants, Coco gets.